Humor: March 2010 Archives

I damned near lost my appetite for a month after reading this.

Funny as hell though.

This is cringe worthy as a thought but hilarious to read.

Some I found funny:

"God will tell President Palin to invade Canada in order to save Canadians from universal health care insurance."

"Holding true to the tenants of the TEA Party movement, Sarah Palin vows to repeal the nation's many unearned and undeserved entitlement programs, starting with the Bill of Rights."

"Sarah Palin is serious about limiting the size of government, and plans to do her part by quitting halfway through her first term."

"Palin will not allow 'government death panels'; instead, she will force poor people to die without the intervention of the state."

Bonus entry:

"Sarah Palin will sign an Executive Order changing the official name of the Presidency of Barack Obama to the "Socialist Hope-y Change-y" era, infuriating Texas state school board officials, who will then be forced to approve history books which admit that Obama was ever actually in fact President."

I gotta be honest. The art-imitating-life-passing-as-real-due-to-the-internet thing may have hit a high point with the Shrute Farm B&B listing. This is pretty funny actually.

Just damned funny.

More of these in the article and soon in the comments.

This made me laugh.

And this just made it better.

Colbert takes on Beck's racist delusions concerning the Census.

I found these "maps" to be witty.

The latest entry in the satirical but believable conservative screed meme. Orange Man Boehner gets honest about his party's desire to screw over America until they can get back in charge and destroy this nation at full tilt.

You can buy this as a fridge magnet