Humor: October 2008 Archives
"By the end of the week, he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten." - Obama, on McCain's devolving campaign slander
I believe they are underestimating turnout, but a lot of CEOs are offering a Vote Hour next Tuesday.
Take 'em up on it.
Obama supporters mobbed by McCainiacs in Florida. Stay classy.
So....
Everyone has been wondering just how the hell you spent damn near $5,000 on Palin's makeup in a month.
That's not the story.
$8,672.55 is the story.
That is how much the party spent on MCCAIN'S makeup in September.
Rethugs: you are paying to doll up your war hero cum torture lover. Enjoy.
Terry Tate is back and delivering the smackdown on Sarah Palin:
Not as much funny as creepy, but here is a Palinite clone who reacts to McCain's adoration as if she actually WERE Palin:
The same dudes, eight years later:
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. "Can I interest you in the chicken?" she asks. "Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?"
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
David Sedaris on undecided voters in this election.
Things have been pretty down around here, so I figured I'd post something cute for once. Enjoy.
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Take your time and click around.
You heard it here first.
Other relevant 236.com links:
McCain leaves Obama a voicemail.
Sample John McCain ads you'll never see.
What a typical McCain rally is like.
And these are all just the humorous takes on this bile.
Hitting closer to home, how "fair and balanced" media reporting would have handled past racist bullshit:
McCain couldn't afford to pay the help $300,000 but CAN afford $273,000. So if he can keep costs down with a guest worker program, it's more money in his pocket:
But hey, she at least knows that Spain is our ally. Unlike John McCain.
Best comment: She looks like Palin after a few years of excessive crystal meth usage.
Sinfest has been nailing it recently. Here's a taste:
Take the test. Then read Palin's answers. It is sad that this imbecile could be our president.
How likely? Well, thirty percent of VPs end up becoming president. Frightening information, that.
Also, bonus stupidity from Sarah Palin, who has apparently read EVERYTHING EVER WRITTEN. Plus other stupid commentary on global warming and oh-my-god-she-knows-one-gay-person!
For more stupid comments, visit Interview Palin. It's almost as bad as the real thing.
Oh, and one more thing. Palin has actually NEVER. SEEN. RUSSIA. because she hasn't gone to the Alaskan island where you can. Interesting really as I read an Army Times article on the Guard unit that protects us there. I imagine they've never seen a Vladimir Putin balloon hovering over their heads.
